ouatchloe:

I can’t look at this and not smile

An amazingly amazing human being right there

#hookerandproud

14 minutes ago · via · source · with 110 notes

9091:

“To show that I’m not hung up on the height difference, I’m going to ride the tiniest bike I can find.  It’s not going to be, ‘Hey, look at that shorter dude next to Jared’, it’s going to be ‘Look at that humongous dude on that tiny motorcycle!’”

locksandglasses:

nablayah:

idilardayacad:

maleehaisconfused:

spikefuckingjonze:

anyone else noticing a trend here?

lol

didn’t know ancient egyptians looked like mayo…

RHAMSES IM CHOKING LIKE THEY DIDNT SEE THE STATUES OR NOTHING

Ok but of course the servants and thieves are black ok i see yall

Not even shocked.

catsbeaversandducks:

"My neighbor’s cat brought her kittens to my house because she knew that I would take care of her better than her real owner."

Photo/caption by ©Angelo Varriano

that’s why we’re making h e a d l i n e s

22 minutes ago · via · source · with 781 notes

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

thejabberwocki:

If you ever get frustrated with your writing, just remember that Tolkien once described Feanor as
“wounded with many wounds”

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

HW