kellyinigomontoya:

sexuality is literally the most fluid thing ever and i have no idea what to think anymore the only thing i know is that hot people are hot 

Modern House Words from Westeros

House Lannister: Back the Fuck Off
House Tully: Do the Right Thing
House Stark: Never forgive. Never Forget. Pack a sweater.
House Baratheon: Entitlement and Stubbornness go well together, don't you think?
House Arryn: You are all beneath me.
House Frey: You Shall Not Pass.
House Targaryen: Burn, Motherfuckers.
House Martell: We want no part in this.
House Tyrell: Won't Stop. Can't Stop.
House Greyjoy: Give me that thing. I want it.

witchlingfumbles:

satdeshret:

buginateacup:

Guys who try to use the “Are you on your period?” as way to end an argument always amuse me. Because it gives me the excuse to lean in close and whisper.

“I started my day by waking up in a pool of my own blood. Is that how you’d like me to end yours?”

omfg this is great

New favorite comeback.

footybedsheets:

Members of the Palestinian security forces take part in a training session in the West Bank city of Jericho. (Reuters)

This is such a boss pic. 

If I had a posse- we would look like this. 

huffelpoof:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

Or, as King Henry VIII likes to call it, a productive evening. 

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark

dessnering:

be cool Hannibal, be cool.

HW