tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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glimmeringpersonality:

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

This is literally everyday people at the theatre

touchy feely paul

Favourite ships → Paul/Jacob

i’m shipping two creepy cult members. what is my life even.

cinematicnomad:

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HW